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It's always better when we're together, Happy Together!
- Hello. It's good to see you again. - Hello.
- It's Chuseok. - That's right.
Look at Hyeon Gyeong.
Your hanbok looks unusual.
Hyeon Gyeong and I decided to wear hanbok...
- like siblings to celebrate Chuseok. - We should...
- wear hanbok. - You don't look like siblings at all.
(You don't look like siblings at all.)
- You look like her father. - She said that, too.
You don't look like her brother.
- I'm excited to hear your stories. - I see.
- You prepared a performance. - We'll do...
- the traditional dance. - Okay.
(It's Sae Ho and Hyeon Gyeong's special performance.)
- In 1, 2, 3, 4. - In 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Wait. - You should turn your head toward me.
- Did they really practise this? - In 1, 2, 3, 4.
(They're doing their best, but it's not impressive.)
- That's all. Thank you. - Did you intend to...
- Sae Ho suggested we dance like this. - I didn't.
I told you it wouldn't be funny.
Today is Chuseok. It's "Chuseok Special".
The theme is "Do You Know about Chuseok?"
Let's meet our guests. Please come out.
Hello. Hello.
- Hello. - Welcome.
- Hello, Whee In. - Hello.
- Hello. - It's been a long time.
Yoon Bak, Hong Hyun Hee...
- and Choi Gwi Hwa are here, as well. - He's amazing.
He's handsome but peculiar.
- That's right. - It's Yoon Bak, the funny actor.
(The funny actor Yoon Bak is here.)
Yoon Bak.
With this undeniable charm, I...
The next femme fatale comedienne,
- Hong Hyun Hee is here. - Hong Hyun Hee.
- It's nice to meet you all. - Myung Soo, go ahead.
She transformed from an elegant actress...
to an idol singer expert. It's Park So Hyun.
- Park So Hyun. - Hello.
Her group swept music charts and won men's hearts.
It's Whee In of Mamamoo.
Whee In.
I've waited for him. He's a star from "Misaeng".
His recent movies hit 20 million views in theatres.
The scene stealer from "The Wailing"...
and "Train to Busan", Choi Gwi Hwa.
- Choi Gwi Hwa. - You're the best.
Myung Soo was very worried...
- about today's show. - I'm very excited.
- Why? - He said he doesn't know...
4 out of today's 5 guests.
We have five guests here today,
but So Hyun is the only one he knows.
- When I saw Gwi Hwa... - It's shocking.
I thought he was here to promote a massager.
I saw a shop assistant looking like him.
Is he a citizen who is celebrating the holiday?
He looks like a non-celebrity.
(He doesn't look a celebrity.)
He looks like someone at Seoul Station...
interviewed by a reporter from a morning show.
"I'll interview one of these people..."
"waiting for their trains to go home for the holiday."
- He looks friendly. - He looks friendly, indeed.
It feels like I've seen him in an underground station.
He looks familiar.
He played the beggar...
- in "Train to Busan". - I enjoyed your movie.
- His movie is a big hit. - I really enjoyed it.
- Where are you from? - I'm from Yeonggwang.
- You're from Yeonggwang? - He has a nice voice.
He has a great voice.
Are you going to Yeonggwang for the holiday?
Yes. I'll be filming my movie in Yeonggwang,
so I'll go there after this.
- "The Wailing", "Train to Busan"... - Right.
- "Misaeng". - and "Misaeng".
Your drama and movies all became very successful.
You're like the next Oh Dal Soo.
I don't think he takes it as a compliment.
- Thank you. - He seems very nervous today.
He keeps rubbing his hands together.
- Are you nervous? - It's hard to breathe.
- Really? - Why?
If you'll faint, please faint somewhere else.
We have nothing to do with your health condition.
- We could be in trouble. - Why would you say that?
- Myung Soo knows much about So Hyun. - She's famous.
So Hyun and I have a long-term relationship.
(We have a long-term relationship.)
- Really? - What does that mean?
You announced a very shocking news from the beginning.
- "We have a long-term relationship." - It sounds...
People might misunderstand.
We'll hear their story later.
- She's not denying it. - It's because she's baffled.
- Her face turned red. - I've known her for so long.
I'm really baffled. I don't remember...
- when we met each other. - She has poor memory.
- I've known her since our debut in 1993. - I see.
- So you have a long-term relationship? - Yes.
- Is that all? - That's all.
- It's been a long time. - They're not close, though.
It's been a long time since we debuted.
We have five guests for the "Chuseok Special".
Where are you from, So Hyun?
- I'm from Seoul. - I see.
My father is the oldest child, but we spend holidays...
at my grandmother's house.
So you'll go to your grandmother's house...
- Oh, dear. - Is it because of what Myung Soo said?
- She coughed so suddenly. - Can I have some water?
- It's behind you. - You should've drunk it earlier.
- Don't be like that. - You shouldn't say that.
- You baffled her. - You should help your old friend.
Even her cough sounds old.
Actually, for over 10 years...
I've been hosting a live radio show.
I have to leave even before the relatives arrive.
For TV shows,
- you record them before holidays. - That's right.
- Usually, we do that. - Radio shows are different...
because the traffic is worst on the day of Chuseok.
I hosted my radio show every Chuseok...
for the past 10 years.
The show hosts who are married can be excused...
as they should visit their in-laws.
But they told me, "You have nothing to do anyway."
- I see. - "You're not married."
Someone actually said that to me.
Married people usually prefer...
- going to work on holidays. - That's right.
- Single people prefer staying home. - That's right.
- There's so much to do at home. - That's true.
- So they use work as an excuse to avoid it. - Right.
Also, I need to invite a guest,
- but it's hard to find a guest on holidays. - Right.
- Who will you invite this Chuseok? - I'll invite...
Hyun Hee this Chuseok.
- Me? - That's funny.
You should ask her first.
- I haven't heard about it. - Right.
Let's move on to Bak.
How do you spend Chuseok?
I'll start filming a new drama this Chuseok.
I'll be in France to film my drama.
- Will you be in France? - Yes.
You'll spend Chuseok in another country.
- Isn't that everyone's dream? - Pardon?
Spending Chuseok in another country.
Is spending Chuseok in another country your dream?
We should show our gratitude to our ancestors.
- What do you mean? - You can do that before Chuseok.
You can show your gratitude before Chuseok,
and go on a trip overseas during the holidays.
- Everyone looks like... - Many people do that.
their expression is like, "What's wrong with him?"
None of them agrees with him.
Do you think it's unusual? It's my dream.
- Is that so? - I want to travel to France.
Bak became popular...
- through Happy Together. - Yes. He became a star.
It was my first time on a variety show.
Exactly.
I hear Bak has been in a slump lately.
I'm in a slump, too.
- Are you? - Yes.
- What's the reason? - I've reached my limit.
At first,
I was daring as I didn't know much about variety shows.
- As I learned more, I became self-aware. - I see.
When someone says something boring, my friends say,
"You're like Bak."
Really?
When I was in the military, my senior said,
"When you speak, it feels like a tsunami of boredom."
"I'll call you Tsunami Bak from now on."
- Tsunami Bak? - Tsunami Bak?
I experienced something similar.
"Tsunami Bak" sounds like a swear word.
- That's harsh. - Are you sure he didn't swear?
He meant I was boring.
- You revealed your secret on this show. - Yes.
He revealed his secret on Happy Together before.
When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
- A girlfriend? - Yes.
(He was asked about his recent girlfriend.)
I guess he's seeing someone right now.
- Right? - How long have you dated her?
- It's been 222 days. - Oh, wow. 222 days.
- Is today the 222nd day? - It's been 222 days?
(He smiles cheerfully.)
- My goodness. - 222 days.
- He said he had a girlfriend. - He has a girlfriend?
It was two years ago.
- Do you not have a girlfriend now? - No.
I'm sorry to hear that. She looks so happy.
(She can't stop smiling.)
I told the writer that I'm a big fan of Bak.
When I heard Bak would be here today,
I said, "The charming man with a mole on his nose?"
Hyun Hee, I heard you once had a crush on Sae Ho.
- I liked Sae Ho... - They're so different.
because he smells like money.
(He smells like money.)
I mean, he looks like a rich man.
- I see. - Because...
- He looks like a rich Chinese man. - I thought...
I thought you said, "He smells like a pig."
That's not what I meant.
Did you mean he looks rich?
Yes. I tend to spend a lot of money on my boyfriend.
Since he looks rich, I think...
we could split bills at restaurants. It's rare...
- for me to split bills with my date. - Is that true?
Even for Bak...
- a rich girl or... - I pay for myself.
(I pay for myself.)
- "I pay for myself." - "I pay for myself."
- "I pay for myself." - That's funny.
- Suit yourself. - "I pay for myself."
- Bak was so baffled... - Exactly.
"I pay for myself."
Treat him to a meal some time.
He probably wanted to say, "I pay for my own meal."
or "I take care of myself."
- He mixed up the two sentences. - He was baffled.
He ended up saying, "I pay for myself."
It came out wrong because he was baffled.
It's a memorable quote.
- "I pay for myself." - Did you say that to be funny?
- It came out wrong. - No. It came out wrong.
"I pay for myself."
(He gave a good laugh.)
Hyun Hee, how will you spend this Chuseok?
I have no hometown because my parents live in Seoul.
What do you mean you have no hometown?
- Are you from Seoul? - What does that mean?
I meant I don't have to go to another area.
- I was born and raised in Jamsil, Seoul. - I see.
You can just say you're from Jamsil.
Yes. I am sorry.
People don't believe that she's from Seoul.
People might misunderstand...
- that I am from a province. - Right.
I think I'm her target. She keeps on attacking me.
What are you talking about? I came to have fun.
It's Hyun Hee's first time on KBS.
- It's your first time. - Everything is new to me.
I want to see everything.
I went to say hi, and he was getting his hair done.
Why did you do that when you're wearing a wig?
Why did you get your hair done?
- You were getting your hair fixed. - Yes.
Why are you wearing a wig then?
I forgot.
He forgot that he's going to wear a wig.
That's not such a funny reason. He's not so fun.
How can I be funny from the start?
- He's just getting started. - You don't know me.
- So I went to say hi. - He's not so funny.
Where are you from, Whee In?
I'm from Jeonju of Jeolla Province.
Are you going to Jeonju on this Chuseok?
- I can't go. - Is it too far?
I can't go home on holidays because of heavy traffic.
(She hasn't been there on holidays since her debut...)
(simply because of heavy traffic?)
Isn't traffic jam expected during holidays?
- It's that... - What do you mean...
there's been traffic jam since your debut?
- That's not it. - You're confused.
So Hyun, why are you "the idol distinguisher"?
- She's from... - Mamamoo.
When I was on "Some Guys, Some Girls" with K.will,
- I asked him first who they were. - Is that right?
When I see idols, I can tell if they'll be successful.
I can tell that by watching their first performance.
I guessed it right for several idol teams.
- You knew they'd be successful. - Yes.
What do you think about Gwi Hwa?
I am sorry, but I can only...
- She apologised from the start. - It's...
- He was expecting a comment. - I can't...
I can't see it for those born earlier than 1990.
He's been an actor for a long time.
How old do you think he is?
Haven't you acted for more than 10 years?
- I've been acting for 20 years. - Right.
So I can't dare to tell him anything.
- Right. - Yes.
- You're younger than her, right? - Yes, I'm young.
- You are young? - You are young?
He's saying he's young with that voice.
Aren't you in your early 40s?
I'm 39.
- He's young. - He's still in his 30s.
You are still quite young.
Did I do something wrong?
(Looking older than my age is not a sin.)
We didn't mean anything. I apologise.
When I first met him, I thought he was older.
I've never seen Myung Soo acting so polite.
It wasn't easy for me to say greet easily as well.
It's my first time to meet Hyun Moo.
I thought he would be really handsome.
- Hyun Moo? - He thought.
- How is he? - You thought I was handsome?
- He's handsome. - How is he in real life?
- I was really surprised. - Why?
- Because I'm ugly? - You have a chubby face.
His face is...
- That felt good. - He's better on TV.
- He's honest. - That's how the viewers see him.
He specifically mentioned his face, too.
- Yes. - Usually, people look better on TV.
On screen, he looks smarter.
- He looks better on TV. - He does?
So you mean he looks better on TV.
He is much better.
(He emphasises it.)
Other guests aren't familiar...
- with his name Choi Gwi Hwa. - Right.
Whee In was the only one...
who knew Gwi Hwa.
Whee In said, "Oh, that beggar!"
That beggar.
He was on "Train to Busan".
- That butcher. - Only she recognised him.
- Your role had an impact. - Yes.
- Thank you. - It was great.
- It was fantastic. - You were like a real beggar.
- It was very realistic. - Stop it.
- It's not like that. - You're taking a revenge.
- He acted well. - Because he said you're chubby.
I really thought he was a beggar.
- You are unbelievable. - He was like a real beggar.
Do you think they would hire a real beggar?
- Think about it. - He's just that good.
I think he's taking a revenge on me.
- You acted as a homeless man. - Yes.
I heard you experienced being one.
- You experienced being a beggar. - Yes.
I went to Yeongdeungpo and Seoul Station.
I went there wearing the costume in the movie.
The director, upon hearing about it,
said that he went overboard.
He thought it was unnecessary.
- Right. - It was totally unnecessary.
It was too much.
You experienced being a homeless...
for your role in "Train to Busan".
What did you do to play a butcher in "The Wailing"?
- I went to Majang-dong. - Really? That's wicked.
Yes. I experienced deboning meat.
But there was no deboning scene there.
It was edited out.
The refrigerator was empty.
- It must've been too much. - It was empty.
The refrigerator was empty.
What will you do if you're cast as a pickpocket?
Stop it.
He can pickpocket until just before getting caught.
I only said one thing. What is it?
(Yoon Bak hits Sae Ho.)
- I hit your sleeves. - Right!
(He cracks a joke using the word.)
He's the star we gave birth to.
- He's good. - Did you learn it?
It's unique to see a handsome person with old jokes.
Hyeon Gyeong, have you learned anything for your role?
I mostly played the role of a single mum or a mum.
What am I supposed to do then?
- There's nothing I can do. - Why ask him?
Why would you ask him that?
- He can counsel her. - What if you can't do it?
You don't have to give up your life...
to experience your role.
I can't do it.
I heard So Hyun really cherishes Hyeon Gyeong.
- Right. - Right.
I saw her 10 years ago, but she still remembered me.
- Really? - Yes.
We were on KBS TV series "The Innocent Woman".
She played my rival in love.
What happened here?
What's...
Is there something wrong?
Did you really check it thoroughly?
Perhaps it was like that from the start?
No, it wasn't. I checked it several times.
Do you mean someone intentionally scratched it?
(They haven't changed a bit.)
She acted really well. Everyone liked her.
She was a true rising star.
At the time...
I told you I see people well.
I predicted that after 10 years,
Hyeon Gyeong would be...
like Yoon Shi Yoon or Ryu Jun Yeol.
But instead, she's with Hyun Moo and Myung Soo.
It really shocked me.
It was beyond my imagination.
She's the jewel in the variety show scene.
I never expected it at all.
She's the only actress who dances like a zombie.
I saw her doing the zombie dance.
I was so shocked.
Since it's Chuseok,
can you do the zombie dance, Hyeon Gyeong?
She's the zombie wearing a Korean dress.
- Watch her. - Gwi Hwa was in that movie.
- Right. - Right. You can just copy me.
- What? - So...
(2016 Chuseok)
She greets the viewers first.
She will suddenly turn into a zombie.
Come on.
(A beautiful zombie appears.)
(Once you're infected with it,)
(there is no cure.)
(It's a variety show virus.)
He's bitten.
(After "Train to Busan")
(This is the end of the homeless man.)
(He's a courteous zombie.)
(We are...)
(tired of the holiday stress.)
What is this?
Let's smile. Let's smile.
(If you feel lonely or depressed on Chuseok,)
(laugh with them.)
Hey!
(Back to the Childhood)
(We prepared a Chuseok laughter gift set.)
That was good.
(You might pass out from laughing too much.)
Wake up!
(Do You Know Chuseok)
There are things we don't want to hear on holidays.
What would those be?
I'm curious about what So Hyun would say.
What does your family say to you now?
- I've been hearing it for 10 years. - Still?
"When will you get married?" "Are you seeing anyone?"
Right.
- Do you want to get married? - You envy couples.
Of course. I really want to date someone.
Why aren't you dating anyone? It's been a long time.
- I know. - I'm sure many guys hit on you.
You open your heart very easily.
- Yes. - She opens her heart easily?
She opens her heart.
Don't you think you're being rude?
She's just too nice.
She can't reject people.
Right. I fall in love very easily.
I open my heart very quickly.
We were once on a show together.
She once went on a blind-date with the same guy twice.
- She's not well. - I know.
- Isn't that why it's not working out? - She forgot.
That's right. A producer I know set up a date once,
and a fellow actress set up another date.
- And it was the same guy. - It was the same person.
But I couldn't remember him at all.
Wasn't he upset?
Or he must've thought it was destiny.
Right. They went on the blind date twice.
Right. But I'm not forgetful all the time.
I forget things when I don't feel too well.
I am really close to Myung Soo,
but sometimes I forget that he's older than me.
Whenever that happens, he reminds me.
And I go, "Right, you're older than me."
She forgets that he's older than her.
One time, she called me by my first name.
I thought I was such a failure.
I thought she was looking down on me.
She must've forgotten that I'm older.
Yes. I forgot. Just recently, I met Sang Min.
I thought he's older than me,
- He's your age. - and he said,
"I'm not older than you. I'm your age."
That happens.
It's okay if it's not too often.
But if a guy sees me doing it all the time,
he finds it tough.
You forgot about how far you got with him.
When he tries to touch you, you get upset at him.
(It's like the movie "50 First Dates".)
There are gifts in the back seat of my car.
If you look at the gifts in the back of my car...
I bought for my boyfriend, but failed to deliver.
Another gift would be added after 3 or 4 months.
After a while,
I would find a lot of gifts on the backseat of my car.
Those are gifts for one person.
Is there another boyfriend you're forgetting about?
- That's scary. - I know.
- No, there isn't. - She isn't that forgetful.
She would get another boyfriend when she has one.
(A Moment to Remember)
- Maybe she forgets she has a boyfriend... - No way.
and tells another that she loves him.
One time, So Hyun gave me a lipstick as a gift.
She saw it later and said, "What a pretty colour!"
I had to remind her that she bought it for me.
There should be a film...
- about So Hyun. - Something like "Memento".
Now that I have been forgetful for over 20 years,
I say this before I offer any advice to Hyun Hee.
"I won't remember this moment."
"You need to listen to my advice..."
"and take notes." I tell her this.
- This is "Memento". - That's right.
Then, I give her advice.
It sounds like she's saying her last words.
"I won't wake up again, so write it down."
Her words were very touching,
but she repeated them later.
She only had one advice.
She recycles it.
She doesn't remember she has said it before.
Perhaps, you should learn sports.
- Why? - You can meet people with the same interests.
I barely have enough time...
to listen to and look up songs by idol singers.
- I can't take up sports. - She's like a godmother.
She's like Seo Byung Gi.
When EXO releases an album,
I don't make plans to go out.
Why do you love idol singers so much?
Do they help you feel young?
Idol singers have passion.
They want to do better and try different things.
When I talk to Song Eun I and Kim Sook,
they say, "I can't start something new at this point."
"I have lived diligently."
"Even if I die now, it would have been a good life."
- They say that often. - That's right.
"Don't do something you haven't done in your 20s."
- "Changes will kill you." - They say those things.
Idol singers work hard and try new things.
Because I love their passion...
and their songs give me energy.
Don't your parents worry about your obsession?
- My mother is a fan of EXO. - Really?
She waits in front of the TV...
to watch shows starring the members.
I tell her that she doesn't need to wait.
Nowadays, you can look up videos on the web.
I began looking them up to help my mother out.
However, my father is unaware of this.
I keep it a secret from my father.
Only my mother knows that I go to concerts.
- It was so funny. - What happened?
She's like a high school student.
"Hyun Hee, Dad found out that I went to EXO's concert."
(The godmother of idol singers was scolded.)
It was hilarious because she's an adult.
- That's right. - It's funny.
It was really cute.
"Dad scolded me."
It's something a high school student would say.
It's like a conversation between two students.
Can you show us the greetings?
So Hyun as greetings of all idol singers...
- memorised. - Really?
The greeting I remember right now is this.
"We're here! Oh My Girl!"
- Do you know Laboum's greeting? - I do.
"I fell for you! Hello, we are Laboum."
"One in a million!"
"One in a million! Hello, we are Twice."
- How does Red Velvet's greeting go? - It goes,
"Happiness! Hello, we are Red Velvet."
- That's right. - Mamamoo does this,
"Mama mama mama moo."
"Hello, we are Mamamoo."
Whee In has a lot of celebrity look-alikes.
- Give us examples. - When I had just debuted,
people told me that I resemble Lee Sang Hwa.
- That's right. - She does look like her.
- I see the resemblance. - That's right.
- My goodness. - I see the resemblance.
They look alike.
They really do look alike.
She resembles Lee Mi Do.
- Lee Mi Do. - My friend sent me a photo.
Mamamoo has the nickname of "A beagle-like idol group".
They made themselves ugly to make one member shine.
- They have done it often. - We have photos.
My goodness.
They made sure that one member shines.
This is incredible.
What's that on the farthest left?
Let's make sure Whee In shines today.
Gwi Hwa, Hyeon Gyeong...
- Am I in the photo? - and So Hyun will do it.
Please make sure Whee In shines in the photo.
- You're familiar with the concept, right? - Yes.
On the count of three,
- give it a go. - I only need to stay still, right?
Are you making yourself ugly already?
I've been doing it throughout the shoot.
Make yourself uglier.
- Make yourself uglier. - All right.
In 1, 2, 3.
(What will they look?)
My goodness.
- That's not good enough. - No?
Hyun Hee, show them how it's done.
I'll show you different facial expressions.
Here are examples.
(Bring it on.)
(It's what Gong Yoo wanted to run from.)
(Her face looks like a zombie's.)
(I'll develop a fear of variety shows.)
That's incredible.
Now, Sae Ho and Bak will make...
Hyun Hee shine.
- All right. - Will that be possible?
Sae Ho looks like a father.
My goodness.
I can't believe you said that.
I couldn't help but question it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best to look pretty.
We're making Hyun Hee shine, right?
Let's see how Bak does it. In 1, 2, 3.
(Make Hyun Hee shine.)
(If it means Hyun Hee will look pretty,)
(Bak will gladly turn into a zombie.)
(Hyun Hee, try harder to look prettier.)
(She looks the nicest in the group.)
Bak did a great job.
- Let me take a look. - Bak.
In 1, 2, 3.
My goodness.
(It's shocking.)
My goodness.
(He's funny despite being in a slump.)
I heard that Bak's voice changes by characters.
- What does that mean? - He's a good actor.
When someone is in front of me...
or when I'm on the phone, my voice becomes low.
When there are a lot of people, my voice becomes high.
It changes once again when I'm alone.
My voice changes with situations.
Your voice changes depending on situations.
How does your voice change when you see me?
Since you're close to me, it would be,
"Hello, I am Yoon Bak."
His voice turned low.
When I see a friend, I go, "Hey!"
- When there is a puppy... - Do you do this?
(She's panting.)
Hey!
(She's surprised.)
Don't be angry.
(He uses method acting with his voice.)
Is that how you talk to dogs?
It wasn't originally like that.
Can you hear?
(The dog became deaf.)
- Can you hear? - Her ears are ringing.
- Her ears are ringing. - Can you hear it?
My ears are ringing.
That wasn't what he prepared, but he got angry.
I think he'll use a cute voice.
- That's right. - I bet he is gentle.
I talk with my mouth near the dog's nose.
I can be the dog. I have a sinus infection...
so I can't smell very well.
I'm serious. It's okay.
My lips usually touch its nose.
- My goodness. - Can I do this?
You're too close.
- That's good. - Keep your distance.
(I have a dog in front of me.)
(It's the cutest dog in the world.)
I can't do this.
(He hurt my feelings.)
This is Chuseok Special.
Is there a comment you don't want to hear on holidays?
When I met relatives before debut, they would ask,
- "When is your debut?" - How stressful!
It must have been very stressful.
"Why are you not on TV?"
"Hyun Moo is on TV a lot."
"Why are you not on TV, Sae Ho?"
It's very stressful. What about you, Gwi Hwa?
Mine is similar. "When will you appear on TV?"
- What do you say to that? - Since I have pride,
I say, "I refuse to be on TV."
- Why did you come out today? - That's what I say.
A comment like that will ruin the atmosphere.
It's bound to happen.
It's better to stay quiet.
"You're an actor."
This Chuseok, Gwi Hwa's family...
- will be watching Happy Together. - That's right.
- That will be nice. - I didn't know...
Chuseok Special was aired on Chuseok.
I was so glad to be invited to this shoot.
How do you wish to be seen on TV?
Excuse me, are you conducting an interview?
Why do you keep playing an interviewer?
I didn't mean to do it.
- Seriously. - I like doing it.
It seems like a morning programme.
Please sing us pansori.
Come here
(Traditional Korean musician, Cho Sae Ho)
- Let's play together - How nice!
My love, my love, my love
It was nice.
I'm quite talented.
He's quite talented.
He resembles a traditional Korean musician.
Jae Seok, do relatives say anything to you?
- No, they don't. - You have no faults.
- In the past, - What did they say?
relatives asked me when I will be on TV.
"I see all celebrities on TV except for you."
Do they say anything to you now?
- They're satisfied now. - "You're perfect."
Do relative call you the great Jae Seok?
I bet they do.
I bet even the older relatives call you that.
(His official nickname is "The great Jae Seok".)
There's laughter in Jae Seok's house on the holiday.
That's right.
My uncle asks me...
which pilot episode I will be in.
I was so surprised.
He asked me which pilot episode I will be in.
It was an uncle I haven't spoken to for a year.
You are the prince of pilot episode.
Hyeon Gyeong, what is your holiday like?
Relatives ask me if I have gotten plastic surgeries.
Are you serious?
Do your relatives really ask you that?
- They do. - Some relatives are like that.
- They go, - Some relatives have a sharp tongue.
"You can be honest with me."
- I see. - "Didn't you get a plastic surgery?"
- They want information. - Where do they suspect?
It doesn't make sense...
since they know I have always had double eyelids.
- They still think you got plastic surgeries. - Yes.
- Did they guess wrong? - I only got injections.
Where did you get injections?
- I got injections a few times. - I see.
- You will see him again on the holiday. - Who?
- Your brother. - I don't know if it will happen.
- Haven't you seen him? - Not for a while.
When is the last time you saw him?
It was 5 or 6 years ago.
How have you not seen your brother for that long?
He and I are both busy.
We couldn't figure out the time to meet.
You went 5 or 6 years without meeting him.
- It could happen. - Does he live in Korea?
- Yes, he does. - Where does he live?
He lives in Gyeongsang Province.
Didn't you see him during the holidays?
I have been too busy to go home during the holidays.
- Is the relationship strained? - It's not like that.
We're busy and focused on our work.
May I ask what he does for a living?
I bet she doesn't know.
He's an office worker.
Let's find him based on that clue.
What's his name?
(What's the name of Hyeon Gyeong's brother?)
His name is Uhm Gyeong Sik.
- Uhm Gyeong Sik. - Please find him.
Send him a video message.
You didn't forget about me, right? You have my number.
I will give you a call.
My goodness.
She spoke like a robot.
- She lacks emotions. - I will give you a call.
Ma Dong Seok thinks Gwi Hwa is taciturn.
- Really? - Yes.
- Why is that? - I was careful around him.
I only spoke when I was asked a question.
That's probably why he thinks that.
Have you known him for a long time?
Yes. Dong Seok and I filmed four movies together.
We are currently filming a new movie, too.
What is Ma Dong Seok like?
- He seems tough and scary. - What is he like?
He does look scary...
- and strong. - That's right.
However, he picks up an object like this...
and goes, "Look at this."
- He does that. - Really?
- Ma Dong Seok, the cute. - The nickname suits him.
- I heard he takes a lot of selfies. - He does.
- Really? - Why is that?
When we are waiting for the shoot to begin,
he gets ready...
and takes a selfie even though we're not ready.
(The man who wasn't ready looks more handsome.)
I heard that Gwi Hwa came prepared for the shoot.
I heard he has many stories to tell.
- I do. - He will make us laugh.
I didn't want to bore anyone.
He prepared the stories by keywords.
I have eight stories.
Eight stories will be enough for the shoot.
It will be great if half of them are a hit.
He was determined to do well.
Most guests prepare 1 or 2 stories.
- He made Song Kang Ho check the stories. - Really?
What did Song Kang Ho say?
He loved them.
- This will be fun. - The first keyword is taxi.
(Taxi)
- Is this the funniest one? - I am currently...
filming a movie called "Taxi Driver".
I have a friend in Jeolla Province...
who is very interested in me.
He sometimes calls me when he is drunk.
"Gwi Hwa, what are you up to these days?"
"These days,"
"I am filming 'Train to Busan' with Ma Dong Seok."
"That's impressive."
Then he tells his friends,
"My friend is filming a movie with Ma Dong Seok."
That's what my friend does.
One day, he called me again.
I didn't really feel like talking that day.
"Gwi Hwa, what are you up to these days?"
"Taxi Driver". "What?"
"Taxi Driver".
"What?"
"My goodness,"
"I heard it's hard to be in a film industry."
"I can't believe an actor became a taxi driver."
(My goodness.)
(The boring story makes everyone freeze.)
"Don't be discouraged."
You have seven stories left.
It's hard to be in a variety programme.
- Please try harder. - Wasn't it funny?
Gwi Hwa has seven stories left.
Jae Seok, I have a suggestion.
- Let's edit this part out. - No.
Gwi Hwa has seven stories left.
He seems to be flustered.
(Flustered)
Compared to the rest, how funny is the first story?
This story was the funniest one.
Judge on the scale of 1 to 10.
- I thought this story was hilarious. - 9?
- Yes. - This is bad.
Judging from the composition of his story,
it wasn't the absolute worst.
I liked the flow of the story.
The problem is that Gwi Hwa's expectation...
for this story was too high.
Had he been more relaxed,
the story would have been funnier.
He focused too much on the details.
You are right.
- He was too focused on acting. - He was too excited.
The title spoiled the story.
Tell us one more story.
There are a lot of keywords.
The keywords are interesting.
The keywords are "Director Kim Jee Woon",
"combat boots", "the agent's mistake",
"mistake on dialect", "middle finger",
"military training camp", "Jung Jin Young look-alike".
Which one would you like to choose?
I choose the agent's mistake.
Let's hear a story on the agent's mistake.
(The agent's mistake)
Let's hear it.
(Expectant)
(He's having trouble breathing.)
Stop focusing on doing well and relax.
- Cut back on acting. - Okay.
This happened when I was filming for "Train to Busan".
Director Yeon Sang Ho, my agent and I...
- were eating beef. - That sounds tasty.
We were eating and talking.
Then we realised that we needed more food.
So that we could enjoy food with drinks,
I asked my agent to buy yukhoe.
He came back with the dish.
Director Yeon Sang Ho and I were talking...
when I heard a sizzling sound.
When I looked,
he was grilling half of the yukhoe.
That's the story.
(My goodness.)
He has six stories left.
He still has six stories left.
- We should hear all of them. - I disagree.
We should save those six stories.
- Let's hear another one. - That would be dangerous.
This is bad. His eyes have become bloodshot.
(He's tired.)
- His stories lack a twist. - I feel exhausted.
- That's right. - Everything is predictable.
- I know. - There is a keyword with a twist.
There is a keyword with a twist.
What is it?
- No. - The middle finger is a bad idea.
- It probably cannot be aired. - How unfortunate.
It's obvious it's his first time on a variety show.
He was about to raise his middle finger.
It would have upset the viewers on the holiday.
- It's a dangerous keyword. - That's right.
- All right. - Let's hear the story.
You can use this hand gesture instead.
I finished my military service in the defence industry.
That's funny.
It's hilarious.
- That's right. - It's hilarious.
I finished my military service in the defence industry.
I worked at a factory that cut steel.
My finger was severed by mistake.
- What? - It was my middle finger.
- Really? - Yes.
- It actually happened. - Yes.
- It has been reattached. - This story isn't funny.
- Are you sure it's a funny story? - Yes, I am.
- The finger has been reattached. - Yes.
- My goodness. - After the accident,
I went to the hospital.
They wrapped so much bandage...
- around my middle finger. - Your middle finger.
That's right. It looked like...
I was saying...
That's right.
- My goodness. - You shouldn't have done that.
- You shouldn't have done that. - I could hear it.
- I heard it clearly. - Clap instead.
I was lying down in a hospital room...
when my superior visited.
My hand was situated like this.
I said, "Thank you for coming."
What happened then?
There must be more.
- I am sure there is more. - He grabbed my hand.
"Are you okay?"
(Everyone freezes again.)
Please know that...
Gwi Hwa still has five stories left.
Viewers, don't give up on Gwi Hwa just yet.
He has five stories left.
There must be a funny story.
These are the stories...
- you might as well forget. - That's right.
These aren't funny stories.
Let's hear the rest of the stories later.
We prepared something for the "Chuseok Special".
Let's find out what people from age 15 to 60...
hate to hear the most on Chuseok.
Ta-da.
(When will you be home?)
- "When will you be home?" - "When will you be home?"
- "When will you be home?" - The question...
shouldn't be considered as annoying.
Parents who live away from their children...
only see them on the holidays.
People should be more understanding.
Whee In, don't your parents say this often?
No.
- They accepted that she won't come home. - No.
They don't really care about such matters.
- My goodness. - Everyone should remember...
that this is the "Chuseok Special".
Hyeon Gyeong hasn't seen her brother in five years.
It's not very fitting for the "Chuseok Special".
- It's not the holiday spirit. - No. It isn't.
The producer should have bought rice cake...
so that it feels more like the "Chuseok Special".
- Sikhye would have worked. - I want to know...
what you do on Chuseok.
Hyun Hee, what do you do in Chuseok?
My mum and grandma are each other's in-laws.
- Right. - My jobs are to man-mark grandma...
and take care of her so Mum can rest.
She's a good daughter.
- My grandma is bossy. - What does your father do?
Does he do anything in the middle?
He steps outside to smoke.
He'd just sit on the couch.
We're not very close-knit.
That's how families usually are during the holidays.
- Yes, really. - You've got a point.
We just stay in our own rooms.
There's a TV in each of the rooms.
We're all separate.
I'm lonelier during the holidays.
For me, holidays aren't as joyful...
as they are for other people.
- It's sad but true. - We're a realistic family.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I heard your aunt stopped visiting for the holidays.
Why is that?
There are some people who drink too much.
My uncle is one of them.
It can lead to fights.
My aunt used to make all the jeon.
She would bring jeon and skewers.
My uncle had a drink or two and said,
"Cooking is not even an important job."
- Making jeon? - My aunt was angry.
She stopped calling and visiting from then on.
- How long has it been? - A couple of years.
It's been two years since you've had her food.
Ever since she had been gone,
our table has lost its colours.
I see how it is now.
What's her name?
I can't remember. Maybe it was Im Young Soon?
All you remember is her food.
She probably changed her mind...
about coming back after what you just said.
"That's not my name."
- Think hard. - I grew up in a nuclear family.
- What do you mean? - You're like Hyeon Gyeong.
I know.
I understand.
Today is a Chuseok special.
- This is reality. - It's supposed to be fun today.
I'm very cheerful right now.
It feels like we're saying that...
there shouldn't be Chuseok at all.
What do you do on the holidays, Gwi Hwa?
Before I got married,
things weren't good and I felt bad to visit.
Things are even more expensive in the countryside.
You know, like fruits.
I've never heard that before.
- I thought for a second... - Aren't they cheaper?
that it was a street interview with a citizen.
(The distribution process should be shortened.)
We're out here with an agriculturalist.
(He looks very trustworthy.)
He looks sincere.
He suits well with the holidays.
- He's the icon of holidays. - He is.
He still has five episodes to tell.
(I have five episodes left, your majesty.)
We're setting it up for you.
- I see. - "Jung Jin Young look-alike".
- Yes, I do look like him. - He does.
I get that a lot.
I was filming a movie called "Train to Busan".
My hair and beard were very long at that time.
I was in a get-together with other actors...
and this lady came over with a smile on her face.
She said she's a big fan and asked for an autograph.
My colleagues were cheering for me,
saying that they know me from "Misaeng".
I was moved.
I gave her the autograph...
and she said, "Aren't you Jung Jin Young?"
- I felt really embarrassed. - I see.
There has to be something more.
- Make something up. - Quickly.
- Make something up. - Do something.
Do an impression of Jung Jin Young.
You have to come up with something.
I told her I'm Mr Park from "Misaeng".
She took her phone out...
and looked me up.
She said, "Oh, that's you? I know you." And she left.
- Right. - What happened after that?
Did she fall over or something?
There's one thing for sure.
There are four episodes left.
They can't all be funny.
Now that I think of it...
the taxi episode was very funny.
What did the friend say again?
"An actor driving a taxi?"
"That's amazing."
It was funny.
It's funny now that I think of it.
What do you do, Yoon Bak?
Do people ask for autographs of idols?
- Don't they ask for such favours? - I have a cousin.
I tell him no.
I tell him to go study.
For whose autograph did he ask?
Twice, since we're in the same agency.
Have you ever seen them?
- I've been to their concert. - Have you?
- I was far away. - Whom did you go with?
- I went with my colleagues. - What?
- It was a woman. - I said colleagues.
Why didn't you say you went with guy friends?
They were all male.
How many were there?
- Why don't you answer right away? - What's wrong?
Wait, you got it all wrong.
- I'm not lying. - This happened last time.
There was a romance rumour...
last time when you said that.
You put your agent in a tough spot.
Oh, my manager, a guy friend and I were there.
- That was it. - What's your friend's name?
- Lee Hyung Gu. - Hyung Gu?
You're so full of it.
- Lee Hyung Gu. - What kind of name is that?
- I'm serious. - Are you sure?
- Really? - I like being alone these days.
What are you talking about?
- I think he's flustered. - No, I'm not.
I'm not lying.
Look at his hands.
You won't manage to live on your own like this.
- I'm telling the truth. - Do you have a girlfriend?
We broke up.
When was that?
Two months ago.
Was that before you came on the show?
Wasn't the Twice concert two months ago?
- She's right. - It wasn't a Twice concert.
- It was a JYP Nation concert. - Oh, I see.
She knows when all the concerts are.
- She's scary. - You said you didn't have one.
Didn't have what?
- A girlfriend. - I don't have one.
And then you said you broke up two months ago.
When did you break up, So Hyun?
It's been almost 11 years.
Don't bring that up.
She almost forgot how long it's been.
Can you ask me if I have a boyfriend?
- Why don't you ask me such things? - Do you...
not have a boyfriend? - Do you?
(You don't have a boyfriend, do you?)
Please break up with him.
Actually, I almost got married last year.
Oh, really?
Why are you laughing?
That was the funniest thing I've heard this year.
- You almost got married? - Yes.
He was older than me. I had only dated younger men.
It's a big turn-off when he tells me what to do.
(We weren't meant to be.)
I'm sorry,
but it's a much better story than Gwi Hwa's.
It's much funnier.
That's true.
- What did he say? - This is the best story so far.
He told me to lose weight, so I lost 10kg.
- That's good. - But you know how it is.
It's human nature to eat.
It must have been a serious relationship then.
I've never met a man I looked up to before.
- I see. - How so?
When I date younger men,
I tend to have control over them.
She almost hit me.
You tend to let your fists do the talking, don't you?
- She's so aggressive. - She scares me.
You raised your arm up.
You're like Sirasoni from "Rustic Period".
When a younger guy told me to lose weight,
I didn't do it.
I threw a fork at him. I have anger issues.
I told him to shut up.
Shut up.
- Did you get him in the head? - "It's my body."
- I told him that. - Hyun Hee,
I see that sometimes you can't control your anger.
I tend to be like that. I have blemishes.
- I have lots of anger. - Did you mean trauma?
No, I meant skin blemishes.
- On your skin? - Yes.
- Oh, you meant acne. - It's on my chest.
- I see. - That's too much information.
The anger blossoms on your chest.
I don't want to know that.
The doctor said they aren't acne.
It was due to anger issues.
Did your boyfriend take away the money for your mother?
Why are your stories all like this?
"My mum wants to see you on Chuseok," said my ex.
I didn't know what to bring.
He said his mother likes apples and oranges.
I bought a 100 dollars' worth of them.
It was the day after...
- and I got a call again. - Again?
His mother said, "Do you want to eat out?"
I said I'll buy at a seafood buffet.
- The three of us spent time together. - As a family.
I thought that was it.
The buffet was about 150 dollars. That's 250 in total.
On the third day,
- she wanted to go to an amusement park. - Really?
I dated him for a month and I spent 500 dollars on him.
(She lost 500 dollars.)
- What do you mean? - I was used, wasn't I?
(Did they use me?)
He calls me a toad all the time.
You know how little boys make fun of girls they like.
Sometimes we want to make fun of them for no reason.
I thought that's how Sae Ho felt about me.
You thought he was teasing you...
- Yes. - because he was interested in you?
- Yes, for such a childish reason. - I see.
She does a good imitation of a toad.
She keeps shooting poison at me.
He discovered it in me.
I've got the poison in here.
This is how I do it.
I stand like this.
(It's a toad.)
Oh, my.
(It's a very big toad.)
Hold on, this skirt is too small for me.
Please don't place your hand there.
So that's why...
Sae Ho calls you a toad.
His teasing makes me think more about him.
I wish he was nice to me so I wouldn't care about him.
Is he nice to you?
- He called me yesterday. - What did he say?
"I heard you're coming on the show. Be modest."
I said I'll mind my own business.
(I'll mind my own business.)
Wait.
It sounds like...
you're hiding your feelings.
That's not how it is at all.
You act like you don't care, but you actually do.
I think I'll have to choose...
between Sae Ho and Yoon Bak.
It'll come down to these two.
- What about Hyun Moo? - There's one more.
- He's not my style. - Thank you.
Why not?
His face is similar to mine.
(His face is similar to mine.)
- He does have that face. - He looks like a toad.
Stop that.
He does look like it.
It's the opposite that attracts you.
You three look the same today.
This is hilarious.
It really feels like Chuseok today.
(The Three Toads)
So Hyun, you look very fit.
(Where did that come from?)
- It's his personal opinion. - Right.
I've seen her 10 years ago and she's still the same.
- She looks the same. - It's so amazing.
- How do you do it? - She doesn't gain any weight.
I try to maintain the same weight...
as from 10 years ago.
- Do you work out? - I don't do chicken and beer.
- But they're so good. - I try to tone it down a bit.
During holidays, like Chuseok,
women tend to gain a couple of pounds over that period.
It's hard to lose weight from that.
I go on a diet a week before Chuseok.
- Oh, gosh. - I lose a couple of pounds in advance.
I heard you don't eat carbohydrates.
- Is it true? - Not completely.
I do twice a week.
Don't you feel weak?
I eat carbs twice a week.
The rest is protein, such as tofu, mushrooms and beef.
My diet consists of such foods.
That's the secret of staying in shape.
I'm in shape, but I'm not very mentally sound.
(I'm in shape, but I'm not very mentally sound.)
I see.
(Her brain is not in shape.)
There's not enough energy in your head.
- I had an accident on live radio. - Why?
When the clock hits seven o'clock,
the song has to go on three seconds later.
There has to be some kind of sound at least,
but I was just sitting like this.
- You were out of energy. - You spaced out.
I was sitting still.
When I heard a song coming out,
I realised where I was.
That was 11 seconds later.
- That's a big accident. - I know.
It's a long period of time.
- Did you write an apology letter? - I did.
From then on, I eat two meals a day.
When I look at you from here,
I don't see any wrinkles on your neck.
You can't get rid of them.
Don't your friends of the same nationality...
have lots of wrinkles?
- What? - Same nationality?
He speaks with such good logic.
I don't know how he does it.
He clearly speaks what's on his mind.
If I don't do it, Hyun Moo interferes.
How do you take care of your neck?
I do a lot. It's been more than 15 years...
since I started sleeping without a pillow.
I lie down like an Egyptian mummy.
- You look like one. - There is a drawback.
- Your face swells up a lot. - I see.
When I have an appointment in the morning,
I sleep with a small pillow.
It feels weird to sleep without a pillow.
When I'm watching TV,
- I don't sit normally like other people. - How then?
Show us.
- It's hard to show you in here. - How do you do it?
- What are you doing? - She does try hard.
I go like this.
Is it because you don't want wrinkles on the neck?
- Let's say I'm sitting here. - Hold on to the skirt.
I watch TV like this.
- You watch it upside down? - What?
- She won't get wrinkles that way. - I stretch it.
- Oh, I get it. - Yes.
It's a good work out and you can stretch the neck.
It's also good for blood circulation.
Right. I do this instead of standing on the head.
Why not make the TV upside down as well?
I can watch it fine this way.
- What are you doing? - Stop that.
I want to give it a try.
Go ahead.
(There you go.)
- That's how you do it. - Oh, gosh.
That's scary.
(He's frightened.)
I want to give it a try.
(Let's get rid of the wrinkles.)
Just like that.
(The curse of neck wrinkles)
She looks so scary.
I feel haunted.
(That's scary.)
(It doesn't make you look good, but it works.)
I can feel the neck stretching out.
You can't stay like that for long.
- It's hard to stay like that. - Does it really work?
You always use your cell phone like this.
When I'm with my cell phone,
- I go like this. - It must be tiring.
- It must be good for your health. - Right.
I turn my head up like this.
Can you get back up?
She does whatever she wants.
(Gravity is working against her.)
Give me a hand.
She can't get back up on her own.
- Try to get up on your own. - Why did you do that?
(She's causing harm to the people around her.)
Let's change the subject.
Gwi Hwa has another story to tell.
- Is that right? - He has so many stories.
(He's got many stories.)
- This should be good. - Today's a special episode.
He has all the stories of the acting industry.
It was when I just finished my military service.
I had a month of rest before going back to school.
I got a job as a waiter at a fancy bar.
There is a certain way of treating customers there.
You have to address the customers formally.
I went to audition for a Kim Jee Woon film.
He was a famous director back then already.
It was right after the movie, "A Bittersweet Life".
I did my best to get a part.
He liked my acting...
and decided to give me a small part.
Before I knew it, I was like,
(How will he finish the story?)
"Thank you, Director... I mean, Sir."
(Thank you, Director... I mean, Sir.)
(It could've had a better ending.)
(Oh, no.)
It's not a very good story.
(He can't raise his head.)
(Gwi Hwa's stories)
We have three stories left.
I'm scared to hear them now.
We heard five stories so far.
- Your acting was good until the very end. - I know.
You have to build more confidence...
when you're telling stories like that.
This isn't easy.
My dad drives a pickup truck.
He didn't come home for a few days.
My uncle lives close and visits from time to time.
I heard someone ring the doorbell at 2am.
I called out for my uncle and my dad slapped me.
Do you want to get slapped right now?
- That wasn't even remotely funny. - That's funny.
That was the worst.
It was the worst of the day.
Did you do that to make Gwi Hwa feel better?
Did you make a lot of money as a chauffeur?
I could replace him as the show host at this rate.
(That's hilarious.)
- He's confident. - That's how bad that was.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm not always like this.
- I'm not always like this. - He's funny sometimes.
He has his moments.
He manages to turn things around in times of crisis.
That was the worst talk of the day.
(It's a dangerous situation.)
That was really the worst.
- I don't have any. - Start talking!
Who's your role model?
Do I look like someone with a role model?
(He turns things around.)
(He is indestructible.)
As you know,
Jae Seok is the best entertainer in Korea.
I thought his colleagues might bring him presents.
Don't you get them often?
I told you. Sae Ho and Nam Chang Hee...
came to my house with some beef jerky.
(They visited his house with beef jerky.)
- When was that? - They called me during the holiday.
They said they wanted to come to my house.
- I had a bad feeling about it. - You were right.
I told them not to come but they refused.
- So they came over. - Yes, we did.
They were wearing suits.
(We're here, Jae Seok.)
Why were they all dressed up?
Isn't there a new law about that?
That doesn't apply to us.
- It doesn't matter in this case. - Oh, really?
Even if it doesn't apply,
I would have called the police if it got passed sooner.
- That's how much I didn't want it. - That much?
I didn't want it at all.
We were almost break into his house.
I felt very uncomfortable.
- I was grateful and all, but... - Jae Seok,
did you feel obligated to take more care of them?
I didn't eat the jerky.
- You didn't want it on your conscience. - No.
I didn't eat it on purpose.
He kept trying to pay us back for it.
(He tried to buy the presents.)
Jae Seok has helped us out so much...
in other shows.
We wanted to thank him based on pure intentions.
I was grateful.
(Things aren't going very well.)
- We have three episodes left. - Let's do one more.
A part of me doesn't want to let him.
We should give him a chance.
It'll be the same as last time.
There is an inner conflict.
They're probably the same, but we should let him talk.
Let's try one more.
- Tell us another story. - I'm counting on you.
Can you tell us the funniest one among the three?
Don't save them up. There's no need.
I'll tell the story of the boot camp.
- They all start out interesting. - Boot camp.
No pressure.
I got sent to the boot camp for basic training.
This will be funny,
when you go back home and think about it.
(His mere existence makes people laugh.)
I was in the boot camp for training.
The instructor told us...
that the training will finish after 30 jumping jacks.
He said we shouldn't chant for the last one.
Everyone was excited to get it done.
I was finally done...
and yelled out "30" by accident, so I groaned.
- You're not supposed to do that. - No, you're not.
The instructor was like, "Who was that?"
(It's getting interesting.)
I didn't know what to do,
but the instructor told me to move on.
When I looked over,
there were people being punished from the other side.
I thought it was the end of me.
- I tripped over a stone, - So what happened?
and the instructor saw that.
He asked, "What is it? Are you hurt?"
Well, yes.
(He was limping.)
So I took a rest in the shade...
and ate some chocolate and ramyeon while being treated.
It's just telling what happened.
(He falls down with despair.)
(I was good at playing a butcher...)
(and a beggar.)
Get up.
(But I'm terrible at being funny.)
He's lying down.
Please do CPR on him to revive his sense of humour.
Get up.
What should I do more to be funny?
- He's wondering. - I'm sorry, but...
- tell us what happened yesterday. - Read your diary.
- Like what you ate. - What happened yesterday?
Please just read your diary.
If you count this kind of story as a funny episode,
I would have more than 10 episodes in a day.
- I almost fell down yesterday. - There was no...
toilet paper in a restroom yesterday.
- Funny. - Before I came to the studio this morning,
- This morning? - Yes.
- Oh, it's another story. - I went...
- I went... - This one sounds good.
It's a recent story.
I went to a restaurant to eat some kimbap.
There were three young men, and they saw me.
I was eating kimbap at a table.
While they're paying before leaving,
they said they're staff of "Happy Together",
and they would pick up the kimbap they ordered...
- at 11am. - So?
I mean they didn't even notice who I was.
- This is funny. - It's the funniest so far.
- The kimbap is over there. - Where is that kimbap?
Is it there?
- The one you picked up at 11am. - It was so funny.
That was good.
It was me back then.
- It's a new one. - That was good.
He's one of the guests today but...
The production team made the story.
- Here's the kimbap. - That was so realistic.
- This story was much better. - I agree.
Everyone, you've waited so long.
- Finally, it's time for the last episode. - Finally.
(Military boots)
Congratulations.
- Congratulations. - Let's cheer him up.
- It's the last story. - Go.
It's a story about more than 10 years ago.
I saw an announcement in a newspaper.
Do you mind moving the kimbap to another spot?
(He quickly hides it.)
- Put that away. - I'm sorry, but...
I was embarrassed to see that.
- I thought he was a terminator or something. - What?
Maybe kimbap suits you.
(The kimbap caught everyone's eyes.)
You get funny when it comes to kimbap.
It was an announcement about an audition.
The title of the movie was "Samcheong Training Camp".
- I see. - So?
I got such a big role. It was about the fifth biggest.
I was so happy to get the chance.
They wanted us to get military training.
So, we even put on real military boots...
and trained in the mountains just eating kimbap.
- There's kimbap again. - Yes.
After all that training, I was waiting for filming.
(When he was just waiting for filming...)
However, the movie suddenly got cancelled.
(Is it a twist?)
- Is that it? - That's it.
No. There must be more to the story.
Why is the key word of this story military boots?
- No way. - Gosh.
Now, we've heard...
- He told us all. - all the eight episodes...
- We've heard all. - Gwi Hwa had.
(All of them were boring.)
This kind of story can be trendy.
Maybe we're too used to strong and twisted stories.
They were daily stories.
- Kind of absurd jokes. - It was like healthy food.
Actually, I have many absurd jokes to tell.
- What kind of absurd jokes? - Puns.
- Please tell us one. - What is it?
What does a king say when he doesn't want a palace?
- When he doesn't want a palace? - "I hate a palace."
- "I hate a palace." - Correct.
- "I hate a palace". - Then,
Do you know who the poorest king is?
(Who's the poorest king?)
Why do you join him?
It's the minimum wage.
(The correct answer is minimum wage.)
- It sounds like a king. - Why don't you compete?
Please compete with each other for absurd jokes.
What do Song Hye Kyo and Song Joong Ki have in common?
(What do they have in common?)
Sung Dong Il.
- Meaning their last names are the same. - Right.
Our national flag has red on top and blue at bottom.
But what flag has red on top and green at the bottom?
(Red on top and green at bottom?)
There's red on top.
Hong Rok Gi.
(It's Hong Rok Gi.)
(I see.)
His name sounds like a flag.
(He's satisfied.)
- Give us one more. - Go ahead.
- Gwi Hwa. - Please.
(He's provoking Gwi Hwa.)
- Well... - He has more.
Which country is the best at fighting?
- At fighting? - Pele?
- Pele? - Chile.
That's correct.
That's disappointing.
Is this a quiz programme?
There was a submarine with a capacity of 100 people,
but there was another who really wanted to get on it.
So, that person sneaked into it,
but the ship suddenly sank in. Do you know why?
(The capacity was 100 and it sank. Why?)
(His eyes wander while thinking hard.)
- Because there was one more person. - No.
That's because it was a submarine.
(Because it was a submarine.)
(Nobody thought of that.)
(He's not that bad.)
- Now, it's your turn. - Go.
- You can do it. - Let's go.
- Go challenge it. - Go.
(Now, he needs a strong one.)
- Let's go. - I prepared only three.
I have one more.
- I'll help you. - Thank you.
You're in the movie "Train to Busan".
Which is the safest seat in the train to Busan?
- The safest seat in the train to Busan? - Yes.
- The safest seat from the zombies? - Yes.
Try to figure it out.
(The safest seat?)
I don't know. Which seat is it?
It's Ma Dong Seok.
(It's Ma Dong Seok.)
- Ma Dong Seok. - Since "Seok" sounds like a seat.
- That was good. - It was funny.
In order to cook rice,
I washed it, put it in a rice cooker...
and covered the lid.
I plugged it in and pressed the button.
If I kept plugging in and putting it back in,
do you think the rice will be cooked?
- No, it won't. - Yes, it will if you keep it fast.
Yes, it will because I kept plugging in and putting in.
Oh, you kept it plugged.
- You didn't plug out. - I just plugged in.
- I see. - I don't understand.
- You win. - He didn't plug it out.
(He's full of funny jokes.)
King Sejong the Great...
Come on.
He made some milk. What's the name of that milk?
- ABC Milk. - Correct.
(He got it right.)
(Hyun Moo is annoying.)
- Here. - What is it?
(Let's be nice to an annoying person.)
Gwi Hwa's jokes are those that are...
- already famous. - Right.
- It's too obvious. - We already know.
He has some new jokes.
- Yes, he's good. - He's cute.
- I have one more. - What is it?
- You have a lot. - I think you may know this.
- What is it? - There are two correct answers.
Okay.
Someone wanted to plant a tree at the end of the world.
So, he planted an apple tree...
and watered it. Then, the tree had apples.
How many apples were there?
(How many apples the tree had?)
- You know, don't you? - No.
- In my opinion... - How many were there?
- Two of them. - Why?
I already told you at first.
There are two correct answers.
(It can also mean the answer is two in Korean.)
That was tricky.
- I feel tricked. - Look at Gwi Hwa.
He looks devastated. He can't believe his defeat.
He keeps thinking of a better one.
Try one more.
He looked shocked at how good Yoon Bak was.
- So... - I admit you're terrific.
- You're terrific. - Wow.
Gwi Hwa seemed to think that...
he can't deal with that guy no matter how.
- Goodness. - Yoon Bak has a lot.
You're older than me but you look cute...
- since you prepared all of these in advance. - Yes.
- We should applaud for his effort. - It was funny.
- I think his jokes can be popular. - Yes.
The title could be "Gwi Hwa's Daily Stories".
("Gwi Hwa's Daily Stories")
Every story will end with "That's it."
"That's it."
("Gwi Hwa's Daily Stories and A Roll of Kimbap")
You're the best friend of Choi Woo Shik, aren't you?
The baseball player in the movie.
Yes, but not the best friend. We're in the same movie.
- It's Yoon Bak who is his best friend. - Is he?
- I was wondering. - Woo Shik is much younger.
- You answered that question. - You lied.
- You're not friends. - You just shoot the movie.
- Yes. - You exaggerated it.
Gwi Hwa is exaggerating.
- Yes. - He's too young to make friends with you.
I was also wondering Woo Shik is way too young.
- It was a mistake and you answered it. - He said...
that he was a friend of his.
When I heard that question, I just didn't want to lose.
So, I said yes.
- I couldn't believe it. - I know.
After I heard that Gwi Hwa would be on this programme,
Woo Shik and I had a chance to drink.
So, I asked him what Gwi Hwa is like.
I asked a lot and Woo Shik said he's nice.
(Gwi Hwa is a nice person.)
(See? We're close.)
Gwi Hwa, can you mimic animals?
Yes, I'm very good at it. I always do that for my kid.
I can mimic a frog.
- Wow. - Can you mimic other animals, too?
- What about a pig? - A cuckoo.
Try a cuckoo then.
(It's a cuckoo.)
(He's mimicking.)
Wow.
You're talented.
- He's good. - Do you have anything else?
- A heartbeat. - Okay.
Everyone can do that.
(So, this is it.)
- What about a dog? - I prepared only three.
- Three for everything. - He showed all.
He showed everything he got.
I wish you prepared just three episodes, too.
You prepared as many as eight episodes.
- I can impersonate Lee Byung Hun. - You can?
Hello, I'm Lee Byung Hun.
- He's good. - He's good.
- His voice is amazing. - He's got an amazing voice.
- Really. - His mouth is similar to Byung Hun's.
- They say I look like him like this. - You do.
Hello, I'm Lee Byung Hun.
(Their jaws look alike.)
- They're similar. - They're similar.
I can impersonate Ms Park Hae Mi.
- I think she'll be good. - Yes.
One time, I shared a waiting room with her.
And she always sings this song.
Only the winner can have it
She said, "Can you help me with this necklace?"
Usually, when wearing a necklace, girls do this.
"Gosh, it's cold." But she's different.
Only the winner can
(She moans.)
(She makes noises.)
She says, "okay", and she returns to normal.
- I can picture her. - She starts singing again.
That was shocking for me.
- We went to a restaurant. - Okay.
We were eating.
"Hyun Hee, girls always have to stay classy."
Then she picked up a piece of kimchi.
(She picked up a piece of kimchi.)
"Hot? Are you hot?"
- It was like a scene of a musical. - Right.
"You're hot, kimchi?" She ate it.
(She starts screaming.)
She expresses everything like a musical.
It's as if she's in a musical.
All right. We'd like to thank everyone.
Dear viewers, we hope you'll have a bountiful...
We look like three toads.
Should we pose like toads?
(It's a toad family.)
We're toads.
They'll greet you.
We're here with the toad family.
We hope you'll have a bountiful Chuseok holiday.
We'll see you next week. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
(See you next week.)
(They're serious.)
(The old men are serious.)
(Their average age is 42.4.)
We're...
- in our 40s. - In our 40s.
(They'll try to get over the age gap.)
Shall we narrow down the language gap?
What's that?
- What's that? - What's that?
(Even this happens.)
It's like the shoot is restarting.
I can't do this.
- It's a slang word for servant. - A drink.
(Their world is still too far away.)
- Oh, gosh. - Are you picking a fight?
- You said it. - You can't talk to me?
This show ends here.
(Hello Friends)
(Add a friend)
(There are too many good singers in Korea.)
(They flaunt their high voices.)
(Their voices explode.)
(His hand is shaking.)
Turn off the music!
Who told you to sing like that?
Producers,
are you ready to fight with songs?
(It's a battle between five producers.)
(Who'll be the final winner?)
The singing ability comes later.
I need someone unique and charming.
I want the person to be heard, not the music.
It's totally unexpected.
Shall we get it started?
(Song Fight)
("Still 24K" by 24K)